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Facing 50: An Essay on Aging -- Americans by the millions are turning 50 as the Baby Boom Generation gives up acne for enemas.  For those influenced by The Beatles this passage from young to even younger has been characterized by widespread reluctance to take on even the laziest vestige of old age, bed wetting.  Today's New Geezers are not only unwilling to trade in their old bluejeans, most of them are hitting their golden years with such childish vigor in many cases their attempts to gain membership in the friggin' AARP are being rebuffed by permanently uptight bisexual virgins from a consortium of Midwestern states not including Kansas. If you ever feared growing up please read this book.  If you ever found yourself with either gray hair or no hair please secure copies for all of your family members for they will need help more than an old fart like you can even fail to imagine.